Back when I was still learning how computers function and software and hardware was a little less mature, I encountered a variety of problems using it. Some of it could honestly be blamed on poor programs while the rest was mainly due to user stupidity. On the positive side, debugging and fixing my own problems was about the best way to learn about computers and trouble shooting skills. Most of the tribulations described here-in were with a Packard Bell running Windows 9x, so the specific problems and solutions are no longer really applicable. None the less, I still keep them around to remember the good old days.

Catchy title for Netscape problem

Problem:
When creating my web pages, I liked to preview them locally to make sure nothing is wrong with them (besides the fact that they have nothing to say). Well I used to. One day, both my internet browsers, Netscape and Explorer, decided not to like local files. Whenever I opened a local file, it would only give me the symbol for a broken picture link. I thought it might not be reading the source correctly, but when I viewed the source it was right. Also, when I viewed the file via a local web server, it showed up right. IE was doing the same thing too. I only have one screen shot because...er...explorer.exe was not working at the time I was experiencing this, but that is another story. Any site on the internet I looked at worked file. When I put the local file that was not working on my ISP's server, it also worked correctly. I had no clue where this problem came from and it still isn't fixed.
Solution:
Well, I found out why Netscape and IE were acting weird. Somehow, html files were registered as x-bitmaps (whatever those are). So I delete that from the file types in Netscape and local files "work", until I restarted. Then the files went back to being x-bitmaps. Aren't computers great?

When was that file created?

Problem:
I found this out when explorer.exe wasn't working. Anyway, I was looking to see if any files had changed, perhaps causing explorer to crash, so at a dos prompt and type 'dir /od' to sort by the date modified. I did that in the windows directory and it worked fine, only a couple of ini files had changed. But when I went to the \system directory and typed the exact same thing, the files came up in a seemingly random order. It would not sort them. The windows directory still sorted fine though when I tried it again. It just did not like sorting the \system directory. Go figure.
Solution:
Don't remember, probably formatted.

Compressed? Hard Drive

Problem:
Since I was cheap, when I ran out of my room on my hard drive I compressed it instead of buying a new. DON'T make that same mistake though—talk about slow. I am not expert at compressed drives, but I think this is how they work: An H drive is created that is your physical hard drive. It has all your data compressed into one huge file. Then a C drive is created that is basically virtual. It displays the data from the one huge file on the H drive in the different directories and files as you would expect them to be. Free space on the C drive is derived from the space saved by the compression and that drive actually looks bigger than before. Taking this into account, I would figure that the C drive would always have more free space than the H drive. Not so. My C drive had about 90 MB free, while the H drive had about 230 MB. Shouldn't the free space on the H drive be available on its compressed drive? Well, the moral of this story is never compress your hard drive and just buy a new one.

(Screen shot taken in an open dialog because explorer.exe wasn't working)

Solution:
Don't remember, probably formatted.

Multiplying Bad Sectors

Problem:
Since I had a Packard Bell (which is no longer in business), I had the highest quality parts, especially the hard drive. It worked fine when I first got it, but then bad sectors started growing on it like a disease. It stared out with like only 2 MB of bad sectors and stopped there. Then it grew to like 5 or 10. Every time I ran scandisk it would find more bad sectors. I was afraid to run it because I would run out of disk space! It leveled off for a while and things seems to be going well. Then they decided to start growing again, when it finally stopped it had reached 22MB of bad sectors! I had a bad feeling that this hard drive was going to fail and I would lose all my "valuable" data.
Update:
My bad clusters spread again. After 12 hours of running scandisk (yes half a day) it stated there were 29MB of bad sectors, oh joy. Wonder how long till the disease starts to spread again.
Another Update:
When I formatted this drive a while back hoping to fix the bad sectors, it actually found more of them.
Solution:
The hard drive was actually still in use. Since all the bad sectors occurred at the end of the drive, I just partitioned off about the first 600MB which were all good and I did not have any problems with it since. In total, it was in use for about 9 years.

There Goes Explorer

Problem:
I have mentioned a couple of times that explorer.exe wasn't working. Now I will tell you what that really meant. I was installing something to try to get Microsoft Personal Web Server (PWS) to access databases, but that actually ended up breaking a lot of things. While I was rebooting the computer, I realized I had to go somewhere else. Since I didn't feel like waiting though the five minute boot up and shutdown, I just hit the power button halfway through. So either installing PWS or doing a hard shutdown on startup messed things up. Either way, the next time I turned it on I got a nice message saying explorer had crashed. No big deal, explorer had crashed many times before and the only real result is that system tray was just a little screwed up until you reboot, right? Not this time. Explorer had crashed while it was first being loaded, so after I hit OK, windows just sat there with nothing running. I think "oh crap". I restart once to see if it was a fluke, it wasn't. I booted into safe mode to see if it was a driver or something—still crashed. I ran scandisk to see if my hard drive was more screwed up than usual. Nothing major, only a few lost clusters. I really wanted to get back into windows, so I made up my own solution. I first tried putting 'run=command.com' in my win.ini to get a shell open, but I guess explorer processes that so nothing occurred. So what I did was make a program in turbo pascal which all it did was shell to dos. I then named it explorer.exe and put it in the windows directory, overwriting the copy which wasn't working. So basically I just replaced my shell. When I rebooted, windows started with a nice dos prompt instead of the crashing windows explorer. Not like this was a huge improvement though. I could navigate in windows through the dos prompt, but I still didn't know what was wrong. I used an open dialog box for windows explorer. Control Panel, Windows Explorer, and My computer didn't work because they are handled through explorer.exe. Despite this, I was able to use my computer pretty normally without a task bar, desktop, or start menu. I didn't know what the problem was or how to fix it. The message box said that explorer caused in error in explorer, so I would think that the actually file got screwed up, but the date the file was last changed was about 6 months ago, so I don't think that was the problem.
Solution:
Well, here is how I finally "fixed" explorer. I was getting sick of things not working, so I decided to reinstall windows. Boy was that a nightmare. The setup went fine until after it restarted my computer. It was detecting plug and play devices when it decided to lock up. I restarted about 5 times and every time it did the same thing. I could boot into safe mode, but that didn't help at all. I disabled plug and play in my bios, but it still locked up. So to remedy this, I ripped out my sound card and modem, the only two plug and play devices I had. I was able to finish installing windows, but my modem and sound card still weren't in. When I rebooted my computer with my sound card and modem back in, windows froze while it was loading. Again I could get into safe mode, but again that isn't that useful. So I again removed my sound card and modem and it booted up fine. I swapped them in and out for a while until I found out it would only boot without my sound card installed. So there I was, with windows running, with a working modem (WOW!), but no sound card. I wonder how long it will take me to get that fixed.
Final Solution
I never did get that fixed. I ended up getting a new machine first.

Dial Down Networking

Problem:
Since explorer crashed and I had no desktop, I did not have a way to access dial up networking (DUN), so getting on the internet was a little tricky.
Solution:
To connect to the internet then, I came up with an interesting solution. I had a program called DUNCE that did stuff with dial up networking, like auto fill in your password (since windows can't, even though there have been like 4 "patches" for that exact problem). DUNCE could also do automated connections, so to connect, I set an automated connection to the next nearest minute and let it auto dial. That was the only way I could get a connection to be dialed. Also, to hang up, I had to pull the phone cord directly out of the wall.

My processor

Problem:
Actually I think this was a problem with a Microsoft utility to report processor usage, but I will report it anyway. I was running system monitor and wintop to see what was taking up all my processor, and I got some interesting results: the two programs reported different amounts of processor usage. System monitor stated about 40% unused, but wintop said 90%.
Update:
I am pretty sure this had to do with the way the programs calculate free processor usage. There were two different methods to do it (I don't know the specifics though), but one would guess that Microsoft should have some consistency throughout their programs.

Network Card

I bought a network card to use at a LAN parties so I would no longer have to borrow one, but my computer didn't like that. When I had my sound card, modem, and network card all in at once, my computer wouldn't boot. When I turned it on it would just hang. I messed around with some bios settings to try to fix it, but I think I broke it more (sorry it's blurry). Windows also still didn't like my sound card. It worked fine through DOS, but it would lock up Windows, meaning my computer was still mute. I gave up on trying to get my sound card working in that computer.

Microsoft Word

Well, those bad clusters spread to Office, so it would crash every time I tried to start Word or Excel. (Thank you Packard Bell for your high quality hard drives.) To try and remedy Office not starting, I did the time honored fix of reinstalling by clicking the little reinstall button that setup has. I guess so many people have screwed up Office that Microsoft made a button just for them. I thought the reinstall worked, but when I started Word it still crashed. Evidently, setup didn't copy one of the dll's, so I copied it manually. When I started Word, however, I got a very interesting interface, no menus! It was doing the same thing for Excel too. Guess its time to reinstall Office (again).

Drumbeat 2000

Well, this problem isn't really because of my computer. The people who made Drumbeat, or at least Install Shield, were responsible. I was installing the Drumbeat demo, and I noticed that the compression on the install program was not very good. The size of the install files was about 28MB, but the total installation size was reported as about 23MB. What did I spend that last 5MB downloading?

Gangsters

I bought the game Gangsters and got an interesting surprise after I installed it. The only button that worked on the opening screen was the exit button. After a little research on their site, I found out that there had been similar problems because of some copy protection they put in their CDs. It said I should send it back for a replacement. I really didn't want to send the CD across the US when they had already burned enough bad CDs to put a message on their website about it. I won't be buying another CD from them anytime soon. Luckily, the CD would work fine in my 4x CD-ROM, just not my 32x, so at least I had a work around. Oh ya, and who needs DVDs after you see what that disk held.

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